Oh, La brea

my dad just called me into his room and told me very seriously that hes going to start hybridizing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:52:49 -0400

my dad just called me into his room and told me very seriously that hes going to start hybridizing hostas again, and then he said that the first variety he mixes successfully hes going to name “la vista baby”

because then it would be

hosta la vista baby

drowned weasel.jpg

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:23:49 -0400

drowned weasel.jpg

90% legs 10% ridiculously tiny feet

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:18:00 -0400

90% legs 10% ridiculously tiny feet

shitnerds

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:14:41 -0400

shitnerds

my sketchbook is too big for my scanner and man can you ever...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:12:37 -0400

my sketchbook is too big for my scanner and man can you ever tell which ones of these i drew first

BWOOP BWOOP FACE POLICE WHERES YOUR FACES

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:06:03 -0400

BWOOP BWOOP FACE POLICE WHERES YOUR FACES

so the best way to introduce new characters is to draw them stark staring naked right

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:45:54 -0400

so the best way to introduce new characters is to draw them stark staring naked right

how do people draw porn with a straight face im losing my goddamn shit

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:30:00 -0400

how do people draw porn with a straight face im losing my goddamn shit

snake-and-heretic: It would be lovely if we could say we were...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:14 -0400

snake-and-heretic:

It would be lovely if we could say we were honored to make the acquaintance of this country and its populace.

Unfortunately, not all things in life are pleasant.

AAAAAAAND WE’RE LIVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:27:20 -0400

frenearden replied to your post: frenearden replied to your photo: bitch i might be… what...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:25:35 -0400

frenearden replied to your post: frenearden replied to your photo: bitch i might be…

what about “total babe”

“total babe” is now on the list of acceptable things

frenearden replied to your photo: bitch i might be she’s cute but I’m afraid she’d backhand me or...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:13:08 -0400

frenearden replied to your photo: bitch i might be

she’s cute but I’m afraid she’d backhand me or smth if I told her that

cute might get you punched but other acceptable descriptors include “terrifying,” “majestic,” “glorious,” “noble,” “handsome,” and “humble”

bitch i might be

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:08:24 -0400

bitch i might be

magalomania: this dog’s life seems a hell of a lot more...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:57:39 -0400

magalomania:

this dog’s life seems a hell of a lot more luxurious than mine.

i said DOUBLE GOD DAMN

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:10:26 -0400

i said DOUBLE GOD DAMN

i said god DAMN

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:48:00 -0400

i said god DAMN

given that my goal for this was “as sick as possible and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:25:15 -0400

given that my goal for this was “as sick as possible and maybe also dead a little bit” i think i succeeded

elegia where is your butt did you lose it somewhere where has it...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:03:05 -0400

elegia where is your butt did you lose it somewhere where has it gone

i guess some people just arent cut out for the responsibility

termsofenragement: My magical girl transformation is stomping out a cigarette and taking a shot of...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:50:58 -0400

termsofenragement:

My magical girl transformation is stomping out a cigarette and taking a shot of bourbon.

Then it’s go-time.

frenearden: I’m doing an art giveaway ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) I’ll be...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:16:12 -0400

frenearden:

I’m doing an art giveaway ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

I’ll be doing 5 digitally painted, full color portraits of a person/character of the winner’s choice (so it can be your own character or anything really…) The style/quality will be somewhere b/n those first two examples and the two BW ones at the bottom.

HOW TO GET IN ON THIS:

Reblog this post; likes and multiple reblogs will not increase your odds

Winners will be chosen at random in two weeks’ time on June 1st

I will make a post naming the winners and send an ask to work out the subject of the painting

I’ll be reblogging this a few times to make sure people see it. I don’t want like 5…people to reblog it ahahha that’d be embarrassing omfg please don’t let that happen. But! if you want to avoid seeing this post again block the tag #frenegiveaway